What is this?

Hey there, you may be wondering what the hell this badly spelt and obviously incomplete thing is. Well, it's simple - this is the content of a device the player characters in my Monday D&D session have been given to help them loot a dead civilisation.
Confused? Good, so am I - and I wrote this trash.
This was made in a WYSIWYG page builder called Nicepage, it's rather good.

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